How to toilet train your toddler

I glanced outside today from my bowl of chili and saw Jayden, buck naked, running around our backyard. Thank God we have a fence or I'm pretty sure the little nudist would have gotten me arrested a while ago.

When he came to the back door, he had poop on his knees, which he gleefully pointed out to Kate. I buried my nose in my chili.

Kate chased him around outside while I tried not to choke on my chili from laughing too hard. Jayden ran around and around with toddler fudge hanging outside his bottom. 

Kate scooped up his messed diaper and brought him inside while I concentrated really hard on my chili and tried not to think about what my chili looked like right then.