My favorite of the week was the woman who stopped to stare as I was struggling to get the stroller into the post office (really poorly designed entry way) and ask"How old are those twins." I answered her, but I was thinking, "If you can stop and stare, how about giving me a hand with the door."
You've got your hands full!
ReplyDeleteHow about the ole, "WOW! You must have super sperm!" That's worked every time for me!
ReplyDeleteWow...you must have your hands full! BWAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteHow about "double trouble"? I hate hearing that one, I always respond that my children are no trouble at all.
ReplyDeleteHey!
ReplyDeleteWe always get "are they identical?"
ReplyDelete"No, one has a penis"
My favorite of the week was the woman who stopped to stare as I was struggling to get the stroller into the post office (really poorly designed entry way) and ask"How old are those twins." I answered her, but I was thinking, "If you can stop and stare, how about giving me a hand with the door."
ReplyDeleteHoney, look!!!! It's 3 twins!
ReplyDelete......followed by me grabbing her in a headlock and letting my wife punch her in the face repeatedly.