Questions raised by hair metal songs

• If you're already hot and sticky sweet, do you really want someone to pour some sugar on you? Isn't that ENOUGH sugar already, man? Do you have a problem with your sweet tooth or something?

• If you're man is working hard, I think he's worth a LOT more than a "Deuce," which to me means something that ain't exactly a reward, if you get my drift.

• How do you get "Naughty Naughty" as opposed to just naughty? And, no, I don't think "down and dirty" is enough of an answer.

• If a guy whines like a toddler for you to "Wait" throughout the song, are you really gonna be attracted to him at the end?

• How do you live on the edge of a broken heart? Did you get a bad note between sixth and seventh hour, but you don't know if you're actually broken up until the bell rings?

• If a girl tells you "she's only 17," isn't that a sign you should probably move on?

• If your heart needs to be kickstarted, shouldn't you be, like, dead?

• Can a girl have a love machine?

• If you're shouting it, isn't it already out loud?

• What exactly are they burning up there in Heaven for it be on fire? Aren't there just like a bunch of clouds and stuff?

• Do you REALLY need bad medicine? I prefer the good kind.

• What exactly is "motorin'?"

• How effective would shouting at the devil really be? I mean, it's the DEVIL. Can't he just spear you with his pitchfork or take your soul or something?

• If you really wanna rock, can't you just, you know, do it?

• Where, exactly, should I jump? Do you mean in place?

• When he said I really wanted to lay it down, was he trash talking in a poker match?

Can you name all these songs and the artists?